He loved her, of course, but better than that, he chose her, day after day. Choice: that was the thing.

sherman alexie.

quotable

him - wasn't that speech amazing?

her - awesome. you know after that Michelle had to look him up and down and be like 'damn. that's my huusband.'

him - that's it. it's all about picking the right nerd. [leans back into seat, crosses arms and legs. grins.]

Fug.

Tagged: "lace, wtf"

Is Ginnifer Goodwin being punished?

'I feel like this is what you'd get if you tried going out in a skimpy outfit, and your mother said, "HOLD ON THERE, honey, you are not leaving my house dressed like THAT," and you were like, "MOM, don't be so LAME, this is TOTALLY not even that short," and she was all, "But I can see your NIPPLE poking through there," and you were like, "Dude, Mom, nips are the new black, everyone is doing it," and she was like, "I WOULD SOONER GLUE THE GUEST-ROOM CURTAINS TO YOUR BODY THAN LET YOU WEAR THAT DRESS," and you go, "I'd like to see you TRY, old woman," and she said, "OH NO YOU DI'INT," and grabbed her glue gun and a stapler and went to town, and you wore it out anyway just to prove that she couldn't defeat you. So I guess what I'm saying is, maybe Ginnifer would've been better off picking the lengthy grounding that awaited her behind Door No. 2.'

- Go Fug Yourself

http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/

lollls

i'd like to crush a coupla dreams in these

who but wang?

y'all gone off that shit that i'm on.

see you there ...

Remember this J?!

GOT A BLACK PRESIDENT/ GOT GREEN PRESIDENTS

WE'RE BEAUTIFUL
AND DIRTY RICH
DIRTY DIRTY
RICH RICH
DIRTY

on missing lauinger and amyrexia

ok. this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 pg. book - popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.

-from sunalsoburnsdefinatelyburns.fully get into this blog.

the low end theory

a kitchen in Montclair

mom: "i don't like it. those stripes remind me of a prison shirt."

bry: (wearing black and grey striped sweatshirt)

"you're a prisoner!!" (to mom, herself wearing black and beige striped sweatshirt)

mom: "i'm not a prisoner, i'm a bumblebee!"

bry: "i'm something that starts with "c" and ends with "oon"

blake: "what? a racoon?"

bry: "no. ... just a coon." (breaks into tap dance)

that special spin.

'07/01/2009

Crisis PR: If Bernie Lived Out His Sentence

So now that good old Bernie Madoff got sentenced, I was thinking about the kinds of image problems he would face if he lived out all 150 years in the Big House and then had to reenter the outside world. For those of us who practice Crisis PR it doesn’t get any better than this. I mean this guy is the epitome of crisis. So here are some ideas I plan to use if I get a chance to pitch Bernie.

“To begin with, Bernie, you need to take stock of the situation. Even though your crime was committed 150+ years ago, you’ll have even more people mad at you than you do today. These would be the relatives of those folks you originally screwed, you know, all of those people who have missed out on a big inheritance. Say you originally messed with 10,000 people, given that it is now 3 generations later, you will have probably 50,000 folks or so really, really upset with you.

So what do you do? Here are my suggestions:

1. Get that smirk off your face
2. Burn all those $5,000 Zegna suits
3. Leave town. In fact, leave the country. I would also rule out Israel and all of Europe. Maybe the Sudan
4. Change religions. Buddhism is pretty neutral.
5. Cut your hair. That East Side super chic cut you have now won’t do. Consider a buzz cut
6. Change your name. Maybe Muhammad Madoff may win you some friends is the Islamic world
7. Lose weight. That shouldn’t be a problem considering the quality of prison cuisine
8. Get Divorced. No one likes or believes your wife anyway. In fact, didn’t she put you up to it?
9. Disown your kids. Ditto the reasoning
10. Become the Victim. After all, it was all those greedy senior citizens who put you up to it.


- Your humble PR servant” '

Don Middleberg, Middleberg PR
http://middleberg.typepad.com/

true. and lol.